They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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