Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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