it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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