I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
