She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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