im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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