yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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