forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
