we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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