do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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