New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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