Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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