SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
