is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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