this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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