Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
