Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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