waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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