Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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