one might say we're banned from that church
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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