VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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