I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
is that a dick in a sweater?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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