I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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