i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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