Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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