the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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