The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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