Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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