can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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