like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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