drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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