she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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