i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
