at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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