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(678): View more from Georgia

Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me

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(605): View more from South Dakota

So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

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This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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(585): View more from New York

My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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(908): View more from New Jersey

was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.

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(618): View more from Illinois

After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...

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(440): View more from Ohio

He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.

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