The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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