doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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