See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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