He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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