at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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