I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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