And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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