I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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