Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
barbara walters just said penis...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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