I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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