Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
That's intense
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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