Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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