Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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