: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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