Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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