I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He shit in the fireplace
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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