i just google imaged poop.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Randomize
