I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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