Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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