it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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