It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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