i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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